So the Nsfl head office wants our opinions on who should be the first ever halftime performer for the next ultimus, which the Wraiths will win. I have an opinion all right. I think we should do something crazy. We need to get the red hot chili peppers to come play but ass naked wearing only a sock over there dick and balls. I think it would be good for views during half time.. all the laddie's will be tuning in to see that. Plus they're one hell of a good bad. They used to do some crazy shit like that back in the day. Hell give them some drugs and they'll do it. Either that or get a half naked girl out there singing. That'll bring in make views.. if I wasn't playing in this year's ultimus I would tune in to see that. Just don't tell my wife I said that.
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