(S7) - Weekend PT 4 - Half-Time Show

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Hear me out here: what do Monster Trucks, Baboons, and Apes have in common? The baboons and apes are ancestral cousins. Cousins are brothers from another mother. Brothers? You know where I’m going. Let’s continue. What does alcohol, separation anxiety, and farming have in common? They’re all frequent topics of a certain band’s songs. Notice how earlier I said letters that can be rearranged to spell OSBORNE? And I said brothers. Brothers. Osborne. Brothers Osborne. The perfect National Simulation Football League inaugural halftime show. They like to sing about drinking, and football fans like drinking. They have beards, and many famous NSFL players have beards (LB Angus Winchester, OL Anus Windchesthair, etc). It’s a match made in a shady back-alley bar, and much like the nearby mystery meat kebab stand, as long as you ask too many questions it’s fantastic.

So in conclusion: get Brothers Osborne for the NSFL halftime show. They’re actually really good, and I highly recommend taking a listen.

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