The halftime show is a big deal, so you need some star power in order to draw interest. You could go for rappers, pop stars, rock stars, or really any other musician under the sun. I have a new, fresh idea that is innovate and would change halftime history forever. I have a friend named Joe and he just got a new harmonica. Now I know what you're thinking, "really, a guy with a harmonica? How will he possibly preform up to the high standards of the halftime show?." To be honest with you, he probably won't. He just got this harmonica like, last week and he's only really played it once or twice. He says that he got a cut on his lip and he'll play it more once that heals but I really don't know about that. He also really doesn't know all the notes, he kind of just blows into it while he moves it back and forth. He says that it's "Improv" and that " Miles Davis did it all the time." Well let me tell you that I'm sure Miles Davis's improv never sounded like a cat in a wood chipper. Anyway, Joe is down on his luck and really needs some cash so I told him I would try to land this gig for him.
The user formerly known as xdave2456
