I generally keep my television appearances pretty well-tailored to create the image that I think is best for my team and myself. Despite the silliness of the Fox Fiasco (that is still ongoing, by the way), I only allow my image to be used for good: charities, fundraising for good causes, public service announcements, that sort of thing. But now I have a new opportunity to break out of that shell, and I think it’s one that will surprise a lot of people.
I’ve been approached to take a turn as The Bachelor. That’s right; being a young, single dude with lots of money and no relationship has caught the attention of the bloodthirsty executives over at ABC, and they’ve decided that I would be a good schill to make their next million off of. And I’m going to do it. I’ll do it with my eyes wide open to the exploitation of myself and these women in order to get my message out there. I can make sure that watchers leave knowing a little more about the world than they did when the show began. And, hey, if I’m lucky, maybe I’ll find a like minded lady to settle down with.
Haruki Ishigawa
Word count: 202
I’ve been approached to take a turn as The Bachelor. That’s right; being a young, single dude with lots of money and no relationship has caught the attention of the bloodthirsty executives over at ABC, and they’ve decided that I would be a good schill to make their next million off of. And I’m going to do it. I’ll do it with my eyes wide open to the exploitation of myself and these women in order to get my message out there. I can make sure that watchers leave knowing a little more about the world than they did when the show began. And, hey, if I’m lucky, maybe I’ll find a like minded lady to settle down with.
Haruki Ishigawa
Word count: 202
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