(S7) - PT 5 - Reality Shows

[Scootalicious]

"Oh, there was this one time I was invited onto a new up and coming reality show with a bunch of other football players and DSFL players/upcoming rookies. It was called "Mayfield's Brown Town" and it was mostly run by the Browns quarterback Baker Mayfield. He described it as "Jersey Shore, but with football, and drinking, but you already knew that, hee hee." And I swear every other man in there yelled out, in unison I'm telling you, "hee hee". It was like he was leading a pack of sheep or something. Anyways, on the first day of filming we stayed in a rented Cleveland mansion, owned (well, rented) by Baker for the show. I had this decent room, but pretty much nothing in it except for like a singles bed. I asked why I didn't get a decked out room or anything and all I got was "Dude, I didn't even get my game check yet, calm down." So I just put my clothes down and tried to take a nap, but Mayfield said we would instantly start filming, and he grabs a camera, yells at it some unintelligible shit, and busts into everyone's room yelling his off that he was going to a Super Bro-Bowl. He pulled out case upon case of Coors Light and started downing drinks like it was his past time hobby (and I'm pretty sure it was). He started dancing and thrashing and hitting shit, and he knocked some linebacker out and ran outside to get away. Eventually the cops came and he tried running, but he was really drunk so there was no chance he was getting out of there okay. It was pretty funny. The whole idea soon collapsed after that and I don't think the Browns ever got that Super Bro-Bowl."

- James Brown, on reality shows