(S7) - PT 5 - Reality Shows

[Alfredo_Pasta]

This is going to be a fun little update. I, Glenn McPoyal, have been chosen to participate in not one but two reality shows this off-season! The first one I'm much more excited for. I am a contestant in the reality TV show, big brother! It is going to be pretty fun. I plan on meeting a lot of people. A lot of different people. Don't tell my wife but I kinda wish I would of been a single kidless man. There's going to be some hot bitches in that house. But I obviously wouldn't think about doing anything unfaithful. I plan on be a very strong competitor and lighting up everyone's ass. I should be able to easily dominate the endurance and strength competitions. But I guess we will find out soon won't we? The second reality show I will be on is the amazing race just after big brother and I will be racing with my wife! We are very excited for these two opportunities. They have told us that we will be starting out in italy so that should be cool. There's rumors that it's going to be in Russia and Germany and Japan and Australia too. If we can make it to the end it'll end up being a pretty bad ass trip. Although I admit I'm much more excited for the big brother experience.

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