My first job was as a pizza delivery boy and boy was I the best pizza delivery boy there ever was. I delivered pizzas to anyone and everyone. I delivered pizzas to anywhere and everywhere. I delivered over five hundred total pizzas in my job as a pizza delivery boy. I was so good at delivering pizzas that the pizza maker I delivered pizzas for paid for my gas on my pizza delivery runs. On top of that, I made minimum wage plus tips for every pizza delivery I made. I made more money delivering pizzas than I do playing football. That's just how good I was at delivering pizza. The only downsides of being a pizza delivery boy are that being in a car delivering pizzas all day can get pretty boring and you get robbed a lot on some delivery runs. I would always say "I'm just a pizza delivery boy, I only have pizza delivery boy type money on me," but the robbers never listened. They would order pizzas under false pretenses and when I, the pizza delivery boy showed up to deliver their pizza, they would open the door and put a gun in my face. I thought "these pizzas aren't worth losing my life over" and that's the story of how I quit my job as a pizza delivery boy.
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