I can't say I fully know the landscape in the league, but I'll have a go at a list just to see to have some fun with it. It's hard to make a list if you don't know where the players are and who is throwing the ball off the top of your head. After spending a good chunk of my career in San Jose, it would be strange to join a new team but something I am open to.
1.
San Jose Sabercats
Hard to put them lower, but a rebuild could change my mind about staying with them. With a bit of an uphill battle coming for the Sabercats, it might be best to take my old ass elsewhere or straight up stay put to help a young quarterback out.
2.
Orange County Otters
If they I am reading the front page correctly. Westfield is one of their General Managers. I've always liked the guy and I think I could help out their team. It really depends on depth chart and if there is room for Jackson. It would feel weird joining the team I criticized for signing the overrated Josh Garden though.
3.
Philadelphia Liberty
I don't know much about this team but To is there and from my experiences with him, he isn't a bad guy. The ironic thing about this is Storm Blessed little cousin plays for this team and I could beat him for a roster spot, much like I beat his cousin back in Arizona. Wouldn't that be fun?
4.
Yellowknife Wraiths
The logo for this team grew on me. Not so sure about their General Managers so I can't really say what would and wouldn't work here. I don't know about playing up north as I need the sunshine and the warm weather to aid my aging body.
5.
Baltimore Hawks
I'll admit this ranking here is more because I think their logo, jersey and colours are a step behind other teams. Hawks is somewhat generic and not a very clever nickname. Baltimore is a cool city though and has some great downtown history.
6.
Arizona Outlaws
I won two titles with this team in the Er era and haven't really thought about them much since. They did me dirty by telling me I was a vital part of their team and then trading me less than a week later. The Arizona crowds were great, the management wasn't as good though. Not really sure where it's at right now.
7.
Colorado Yeti
I was once on this team and I'm glad I got off it really quick. The whole MemeMaestro. Cosborn stink is really gross and I can't see myself going back. Then there is the dirty job they did to San Jose recently. I just don't think their managed well.
8.
New Orleans Second Line
Mayran Jackson plays Football, not Hockey. I won't be joining a Hockey team to continue my professional sports career. I mean even if they offered me a lot of money, I don't really know how to skate. This is sure to ruffle some feathers and some have a hard time when the hockey joke is brought up. Change your name weirdos.
This is a little tongue and cheek here, so hope the sensitive Sally's don't get too strung up on things from the rankings. By the way, a Hockey team plays here? Come on.
1.
San Jose SabercatsHard to put them lower, but a rebuild could change my mind about staying with them. With a bit of an uphill battle coming for the Sabercats, it might be best to take my old ass elsewhere or straight up stay put to help a young quarterback out.
2.
Orange County OttersIf they I am reading the front page correctly. Westfield is one of their General Managers. I've always liked the guy and I think I could help out their team. It really depends on depth chart and if there is room for Jackson. It would feel weird joining the team I criticized for signing the overrated Josh Garden though.
3.
Philadelphia LibertyI don't know much about this team but To is there and from my experiences with him, he isn't a bad guy. The ironic thing about this is Storm Blessed little cousin plays for this team and I could beat him for a roster spot, much like I beat his cousin back in Arizona. Wouldn't that be fun?
4.
Yellowknife WraithsThe logo for this team grew on me. Not so sure about their General Managers so I can't really say what would and wouldn't work here. I don't know about playing up north as I need the sunshine and the warm weather to aid my aging body.
5.
Baltimore HawksI'll admit this ranking here is more because I think their logo, jersey and colours are a step behind other teams. Hawks is somewhat generic and not a very clever nickname. Baltimore is a cool city though and has some great downtown history.
6.
Arizona OutlawsI won two titles with this team in the Er era and haven't really thought about them much since. They did me dirty by telling me I was a vital part of their team and then trading me less than a week later. The Arizona crowds were great, the management wasn't as good though. Not really sure where it's at right now.
7.
Colorado YetiI was once on this team and I'm glad I got off it really quick. The whole MemeMaestro. Cosborn stink is really gross and I can't see myself going back. Then there is the dirty job they did to San Jose recently. I just don't think their managed well.
8.
New Orleans Second LineMayran Jackson plays Football, not Hockey. I won't be joining a Hockey team to continue my professional sports career. I mean even if they offered me a lot of money, I don't really know how to skate. This is sure to ruffle some feathers and some have a hard time when the hockey joke is brought up. Change your name weirdos.
This is a little tongue and cheek here, so hope the sensitive Sally's don't get too strung up on things from the rankings. By the way, a Hockey team plays here? Come on.
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