(S8) - PT 1 - Draft Party

[Daybe]

Well, Ryan has had two different draft day “parties”, so to speak. His first one in the DSFL wasn’t really much, as Applehort was playing in front of two NFL scouts at the time of the draft. It wasn’t really until a few hours later when Applehort was scrolling through Twitter that he learned that he was gonna be a Marshal. He called his parents and then spent most of the rest of the night contemplating whether to sign his contract or try to get drafted into the NFL. The other part of the night was banging his ultra hot girlfriend on the couch. His NSFL draft party was much more formal. Ryan was in attendance, in a nice little tux with a bow tie. He got his tie sent to him from Ken Rosenthal the night before, and was excited to wear it. With his family all sitting down at the reserved table, they watched nervously as six names were called before Ryan, in which he hugged his parents and walked up to the stage, grinning that good ole’ Applehort smile he is famous for. Applehort is a big party guy, but he’s much rather spend the most important moments of his career with his family and parents, who mean everything to him.