"Okay, okay, okay, one dude I definitely think could perform so well in his DSFL time that he breaks records, to the point where when he breaks the records he will be known so much for breaking that record that people after him will try and break that record after him just so they can be known as the man that broke the record of the dude who broke the record of the soon to be mentioned player, to the point where when we talk about records in interviews like this or in magazines, or articles, or blog posts from excited or angry fans who talk about useless football shit he will be mentioned all the time whether as a great player or as the greatest player, to the point where his name will show up in a point task by some random nobody who stretches out his point task just to reach the one hundred fifty word limit even though it's a run-on sentence that barely makes any sense, is Elijah Lagerfield of the Portland Pythons."
- James Brown, on players who could break records
- James Brown, on players who could break records
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