Most quarterbacks need protection. Kevin Fitzpatrick isn’t one of them. Anyone who saw his last four games knows that he can avoid trouble in the pocket with the best of them, so “protection” is always the last thought on his mind. However, sometimes that mindset gets him into trouble off the field. That’s why Kevin Fitzpatrick’s partners sometimes have to use Yeti Brand “Unsportsmanlike Conduct” the next morning. It’s more comfortable than wearing a condom, requires less planning, and allows a true improviser like him to do what he does best. Just mix in a little “Unsportsmanlike Conduct” into your breakfast the next morning, and you won’t have to worry about any unexpected complications in your life, and you are completely free to keep on doing the same thing the next night, though most likely with a different partner. Just remember: with Yeti “Unsportsmanlike Conduct,” you can score without anything happening as a result.
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