This is a live video taken of James Brown pichting himself as the person to use for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
BROWN: "Okay, hello everyone. My name is James Brown as you can see on the papers I handed to you. Now, I'm not the biggest known player in the NFL or anything, I ain't no Tom Brady or nothing, but I'm pretty well known in the DSFL if that proves anything for you. I've had a great season with the Portland Pythons even being on the Ultimini winning team last season. Now I want to pitch myself to you guys because I personally love Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and I think I'd be the best person to represent them. You see I'm James Brown, and the Reese's cups are brown. Brown and brown!
No one laughs.
"Okay, if that won't work, I could honestly renamed myself to James Chocolate. That works right? Or James Reese? Or James' Peanut Butter Cups? That would work right? Why are you telling me to leave?"
(171 words)
BROWN: "Okay, hello everyone. My name is James Brown as you can see on the papers I handed to you. Now, I'm not the biggest known player in the NFL or anything, I ain't no Tom Brady or nothing, but I'm pretty well known in the DSFL if that proves anything for you. I've had a great season with the Portland Pythons even being on the Ultimini winning team last season. Now I want to pitch myself to you guys because I personally love Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and I think I'd be the best person to represent them. You see I'm James Brown, and the Reese's cups are brown. Brown and brown!
No one laughs.
"Okay, if that won't work, I could honestly renamed myself to James Chocolate. That works right? Or James Reese? Or James' Peanut Butter Cups? That would work right? Why are you telling me to leave?"
(171 words)
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