Mr. Maserati,
I'm Italian. Your company is Italian. Let's team up?
I mean, I understand your products fairly well. I'm not really into cars but I drive so that's good enough, right? I'm the perfect person to drive around all your newest models. I change cars very regularly. Have any doubts? Ask my insurance company. We're basically on a first name basis. I'm godmother to one of the employee's newborn son. My car gets stolen at least once a month since I moved to Tijuana. You have a new model? I'll take it right away and drive it through the streets of Mexico for you. All the rich farmers around here will want one, and believe me, there are a few of those.
Why you out of all the italian car companies? I don't really know. My brother said your cars were cool so here we are. He also asked me to include him in the deal, so is that a thing? No? Okay.
I just wrote you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
I'm Italian. Your company is Italian. Let's team up?
I mean, I understand your products fairly well. I'm not really into cars but I drive so that's good enough, right? I'm the perfect person to drive around all your newest models. I change cars very regularly. Have any doubts? Ask my insurance company. We're basically on a first name basis. I'm godmother to one of the employee's newborn son. My car gets stolen at least once a month since I moved to Tijuana. You have a new model? I'll take it right away and drive it through the streets of Mexico for you. All the rich farmers around here will want one, and believe me, there are a few of those.
Why you out of all the italian car companies? I don't really know. My brother said your cars were cool so here we are. He also asked me to include him in the deal, so is that a thing? No? Okay.
I just wrote you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
(07-05-2021, 04:34 PM)r0tzbua Wrote: My favourite person from Quebec (next to Celine Dion) @enigmatic
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