(S9) - Weekend PT 1 - Training

[Beaver]

Ah yes well you see most of the training that Blackford Oakes safety of the Season 9 champion New Orleans Second Line does comes from trying to outmaneuver the dastardly Connor Tanner who once upon a time convinced ~TOTALLY ACTIVE AND CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE~ to retire against their will by coercion, blackmail, bamboozlement, flim flams, and otherwise frowned upon activities but since Blackford Oakes survived that mass retirement back when the New Orleans Second Line were the Las Vegas Legion Connor Tanner is upsetti like spaghetti and has been trying to sabotage him ever since but Blackford Oakes just won defensive player of the year so clearly Connor Tanner's mission is backfiring and only making Oakes grow in strength and intelligence and speed and hands and tackling and endurance and blocking and agility and kicking and throwing and other statistics too and pretty soon he'll have an Ultimus ring to help him vanquish Connor Tanner.

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