It has been an interesting past week since getting drafted first overall for D’Pez Poopsie. Going first overall as a running back, who would have thought it. San Jose was hurting on all sides of the ball, and it was rumored that Poopsie would either go 1 or 2, and well damn, he went 1. But either which way, leaving Portland and going to San Jose has been such a huge difference. Besides the fact that there are some great veteran presences here such as John Canton and Ja Brill, Poopsie has decided to switch sides of the ball to be on their side with them. The running game in the NSFL is not like the DSFL, and Poopsie has always had a knack for getting the ball either which way. Switching to Cornerback for this new team has been very hard for him, because his intelligence is not where it should be, he was lucky to make it to college but hey that’s a different story for another day. Adjusting to life in San Jose has been super hard, but D’Pez just recently signed with Roc Nation which has already started helping him adjust to life in California. Without Roc Nation who knows where D’Pez would be right now.
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