(S11) - PT 1 - Training Camp High jinx

[Renrut]

Here in Baltimore, every one knows that Training Camp is the time of the year when they come to expect defensive end Childish Gambino to start handing out pranks. While many come to expect it, rarely is anyone ever not caught off guard when he launches his attacks. This year was much in the same, and no was spared.

“I found out Avon loves caramel apples.” Gambino said. “So what did I do? I peeled onions, dipped them bad boys in caramel and brought them in for the team. First offering...Avon. Dudes eyes lit up like a Christmas tree when he saw them, but his joy quickly turned into misery when he bit into that thing! Haha. Got eeeeem!”

“Everyone knows Verso uses a certain bathroom after practice. Everyone also knows he holds his shit until the last possible second. So I put Saran-wrap over the seat. He ran in there, dropped his drawers so fast, he never saw it coming. The scream tells me that. The fact when we walked in this man was cleaning his backside from water from the sink shows me I succeeded.”

“My favorite one has to be tying a plastic bat to Coaches ceiling fan in his office. When he turned it on, the momentum flung the bat off and he screamed like a little girl!”