*Let's Overreact to Week 1

[tlk742]

NEW ORLEANS SECOND LINE
Okay now it looks like I didn't actually use the randomizer but I think long time readers will know I'm not gonna go to that much effort to make it up. The truth is so much funnier. The defendening champs walked into San Jose, who has received a lot of lip service about improving and competing. And then New Orleans got beat down. Hard. And Trey Willie either didn't play or just didn't record a catch. The latter seems unlikely because New Orleans was at least near the end zone a few times, and we all know that 5 yards or less is that Trey Willie WRotY zone. New Orleans should probably go find a big red panic button and then hit that sucker. They looked slow. Borkus threw more touchdowns to the other team than he did to his own. The "worst running back in the NSFL" ran 25 times (with the exact same success as young sensation Jerrod Canton on the other side) and when you consider how often Borkus was just giving the ball away, this was probably a good idea on the part of New Orleans' coach. This is quite clearly a 4-6 win team at best. The dynasty is over. Ship all the parts off and start over. This team is quickly on it's way to the back of the (second) line. Julian O'Sullivan crushed it as usual though. Imagine getting to a point where 10 tackle games aren't even worthy of note. Fuck you I'm not typing your first name Halvorsen played well in his NSFL debut. Bryan Mills did nothing. Clifford Rove, Godfrey King, Blessed Storm, and Noah Goodson played, which is more of a sign of desperation than anything else I could show you. Vladimir Fyordorovich did his usual as a #1 WR. Lots of catches and yards, no payoff.

What I gathered is a MVP-level RB at the end zone makes a difference.