1. I gave Adam Anderson a nice kicking tee so he can practice for once and actually make some field goals.
2. I gave Gus T.T. Showbiz a new pair of glasses so he can see the right team he's throwing to.
3. I gave Marc Spector a new pair of gloves so he can actually make an interception to go along with his passes defended.
4. I gave Sunnycursed a new set of workout equipment so he can get as good as the rest of the receiving corps.
5. I gave Angus Winchester a new walker to help him get out to the field with his decaying corpse of a player.
6. I gave Carlito Crush a new pair of cleats and gloves so he can hope to be as good as me at receiver even though I'm a running back.
7. The whole team pitched in to get me a roll of duct tape to put over my mouth everytime I talk.
2. I gave Gus T.T. Showbiz a new pair of glasses so he can see the right team he's throwing to.
3. I gave Marc Spector a new pair of gloves so he can actually make an interception to go along with his passes defended.
4. I gave Sunnycursed a new set of workout equipment so he can get as good as the rest of the receiving corps.
5. I gave Angus Winchester a new walker to help him get out to the field with his decaying corpse of a player.
6. I gave Carlito Crush a new pair of cleats and gloves so he can hope to be as good as me at receiver even though I'm a running back.
7. The whole team pitched in to get me a roll of duct tape to put over my mouth everytime I talk.
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