Dick Wizardry was asked about his plans once his team won the Ultimus and what kind of parades or festivities might occur.
"Bro...you kiddin' me right now? You don't plan shit til you win. It's useless now. I'm pretty sure we can swing somebody else to plan it when we actually earn it but until then I ain't dealin' with that weak question bro. I'm dealin' with the actual important shit. Like how to GET that championship that you act like is just a walk in the park. There's no liposuction option. This is hard work every day. This is running routs with Ryan and doing blocking drills with Adrian and sitting in meetings with guys like Avery and Will and helping them spot how the running back they're trying to maul is gonna move base don his body language and tendencies. It's conversations with Coach at midnight when I watch game tape in my own home. It's ignoring how good things smell until I put the proper amount of work in to make sure YA BOY is killin' it at a high level. It's sacrificing time, effort, and easy Touchdowns so that your TEAM benefits. Killin' me here. Fuckin' parades. Lemme tell ya something about The Manhammer that you clearly haven't realized yet. I grind 25/8 son. And I take the men and women next to me and I make sure they grind. I keep them going. We grind together. We grow together. And bro...bro...fuck a parade until there's already a trophy to put in it. We'll get some cars and streamers and shit. Nobody cares about a fuckin' parade unless you have a reason. That's what you dipshits miss. I'm the goddamn best. But I gotta go prove it week in and week out. This team is gonna be the best. Let's worry about that part first. Parades and shit. Fuck, bro."
"Bro...you kiddin' me right now? You don't plan shit til you win. It's useless now. I'm pretty sure we can swing somebody else to plan it when we actually earn it but until then I ain't dealin' with that weak question bro. I'm dealin' with the actual important shit. Like how to GET that championship that you act like is just a walk in the park. There's no liposuction option. This is hard work every day. This is running routs with Ryan and doing blocking drills with Adrian and sitting in meetings with guys like Avery and Will and helping them spot how the running back they're trying to maul is gonna move base don his body language and tendencies. It's conversations with Coach at midnight when I watch game tape in my own home. It's ignoring how good things smell until I put the proper amount of work in to make sure YA BOY is killin' it at a high level. It's sacrificing time, effort, and easy Touchdowns so that your TEAM benefits. Killin' me here. Fuckin' parades. Lemme tell ya something about The Manhammer that you clearly haven't realized yet. I grind 25/8 son. And I take the men and women next to me and I make sure they grind. I keep them going. We grind together. We grow together. And bro...bro...fuck a parade until there's already a trophy to put in it. We'll get some cars and streamers and shit. Nobody cares about a fuckin' parade unless you have a reason. That's what you dipshits miss. I'm the goddamn best. But I gotta go prove it week in and week out. This team is gonna be the best. Let's worry about that part first. Parades and shit. Fuck, bro."
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