D’Pez Poopsie would love to taste that sweet, sweet Ultimus victory, especially after finally getting to the playoffs last year with the San Jose Sabercats. Even though they fell to the Orange County Otters, it has lit a fire under Poopsie’s ass, and everyone else too that is in San Jose. The City of San Jose has not seen a championship yet in the NSFL, and the Sabercats look to bring home the first one this year. With all this hype around the team, you can only imagine what the parade would be like if they were to win it all. Hell, all of the celebrities would come out of the woodworks to support this team, the whole city is behind them. Poopsie for sure, after being here for 3 seasons already, wants to help bring that drought to an end, and would probably be the Gronkowski of the Sabercats. He would be partying non-stop and just having a wonderful time, who cares who he celebrates with. Teammates, strangers, fans, haters, everyone will be there once San Jose wins it all and it will all be welcomed! San Jose has great aspirations this season, so watch out and if you are a rival, get out of the way.
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