(S13) - PT 2 - On the Road

[manicmav36]

Johnny Snuggles has always loved traveling. As a child, he took many trips with his family, and they prided themselves on visiting 42 of the 50 states together (damn you northeastern United States!). There’s nothing quite as exciting as visiting somewhere you’ve never been, seeing new things, and meeting new people. Outside of the games themselves, traveling for away games was one of his favorite parts of playing football in college. All that changed once he was drafted by the Yellowknife Wraiths though. First off, have you ever been to Yellowknife? Of course not, the answer is always no. Although it’s an absolutely beautiful place, there is nothing to do there. The town has less than 20,000 people in it for crying out loud. Because of that, you think NSFL players would be happy to leave for road trips, right? Wrong. Take the yearly trip to Philadelphia as an example. It’s only a measly 2243 miles as the crow flies. In fact, if you were to drive from Yellowknife to Philadelphia, it would take over 50 hours of straight driving. Although he generally fills the time by reading or talking with his teammates, Johnny has gotten fairly adept at sleeping on airplanes. Now, Johnny hates traveling. Thanks a lot, Yellowknife.