Marquise Brown Is Retiring

[SwagSloth]

True story. Last year on April Fools, I did a gimmick where I "retired" Eric Kennedy and name changed him to treat him like a new character. (After conversations with HO, I retracted the name change.)

I strongly considered posting something in retirements, but then I read the rules and decided it was a really, really bad idea. April Fools or no April Fools, people need to be aware of the rules before doing things. They're posted for a reason.