You know, I've had about enough of all the franchises in the NSFL following traditional rules about places and names and physics in general. It's time for something new and exciting. That's why the newest franchise to join the league will be located on the floor of the Pacific Ocean. Just far enough off the coast to be in international waters. The team name?
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Pacific Pearl[/div]
We expect to attract fans to attend games, because there's a lot of things that are legal in international waters. Generally fans will be expected not to do anything too stupid or they could be kicked out of the stadium. And if you get kicked out you probably drown. Players will be housed on a pimped out aircraft carrier that the team has purchased and anchored over the pressurized seafloor stadium. The team will wear uniforms with the colours midnight blue and pink, and the logo will be a pearl with a Trident. The stadium will be named "Poseidon's Lair", and will hold 3,000 people. The team's mascot will be Poseidon himself.
The team will likely attract a niche group of people to games, meaning the seating doesn't have to be too expansive. The amount of money it takes to get to a game will be pretty high, and there will be spaces to park your yacht or private plane on or next to the aircraft carrier. This isn't your grandmother's football team, and it's not yours either if you're not a millionaire.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Pacific Pearl[/div]
We expect to attract fans to attend games, because there's a lot of things that are legal in international waters. Generally fans will be expected not to do anything too stupid or they could be kicked out of the stadium. And if you get kicked out you probably drown. Players will be housed on a pimped out aircraft carrier that the team has purchased and anchored over the pressurized seafloor stadium. The team will wear uniforms with the colours midnight blue and pink, and the logo will be a pearl with a Trident. The stadium will be named "Poseidon's Lair", and will hold 3,000 people. The team's mascot will be Poseidon himself.
The team will likely attract a niche group of people to games, meaning the seating doesn't have to be too expansive. The amount of money it takes to get to a game will be pretty high, and there will be spaces to park your yacht or private plane on or next to the aircraft carrier. This isn't your grandmother's football team, and it's not yours either if you're not a millionaire.
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