(S1) - PT #4 - Deadline Deals

[Merica]

THE ORANGE COUNTY OTTERS RECEIVETH:
- ONE BAG OF POTATO CHIPS

THE EXPANSION DRAFT RECEIVETH:
- JOSHUA AARON BERCOVICI

IN THE MOTHER OF ALL BLOCKBUSTERS, The Orange County Otters have traded away franchise altering talent and enigmatic personality Josh Bercovici to the Expansion Draft for the incredible price of (1) bag of lays potato chips. This deal will surely go down as one of the biggest in league history. "It was a tough call to make, but the end of the day the fellas gotta eat, so we felt like landing a bag of lays would be the best option for the team- I know Josh will do well for the Expansion Draft, even if they are a little hungry." said Otters GM @Shaka.

Josh Bercovici was equally as surprised. "I couldn't believe it, I mean a bag of lays? Hell even I wouldn't turn that offer, I'm not sure if Expansion Draft got the better end of that deal. But what can you do? Otters were clearly hangry and needed some lays. I'll do my best to make Expansions Draft forget about the chips."

It's a truly landmark deal, never before has something like this happened, and we may never see it again....or will we? "It definitely changes the landscape of trades, it puts some new options on the table for teams that maybe need a little extra something- I think you'll see a lot more deals like this in the future." said an anonymous GM.

We aren't sure what exactly Expansion Draft was thinking, losing a bag of lays is a huge blow and it's clear the team wasn't pleased based on their twitter reactions. For Orange County, it's a damn steal.