Gona post other ones just reserving a spot and filling it as I get inspiration and modivation.
Numbah 3
QB Franklin Armstrong came into the Ultimis finals with a steep challenge ahead of him. He was not as good a QB on paper as his counterpart QB Havran. His team did not do as good as the other team on the field, the Baltimore hawks, in the regular season. They were bearly an above 0.500 team going 7-6. Their team mascot was an otter, a river-dwelling creature with a shiny pelt craved by traders for a century with little to no battle capabilities. They hailed from Orange County, California, an area best known for being politically different than the rest of the state crippling their ability to draw large numbers of fans. Their home base was also known for being filled with rich people living comfortable lives. Oh, the other side Baltimore is a slum ridden, crime overwhelmed, the battlefield between gangs and squalor. They even had an award-winning television show dedicated to how hard and how tough it is to grow up in Baltimore. The Baltimore mascot is a hawk, a skyborne predator evolved to and bred to dive out of the air to grab unsuspecting pray who don't know they're already dead. Clearly, that hawk is looking to get him some meat off that otter's bones. Yet despite all these difficulties he ran out there onto the field threw 17-27 287 yards and 3 TD's to win the title for the beautiful people. If there ever were a personification of a modern-day gladiator it has to be Armstrong.
Numbah 4
HERE COMES MONGO. No, but really let's break down one of the crazy things about this final. Baltimore should have won let's be honest They've got three stud cornerbacks a stud QB fantastic wide receivers and a running back who isn't a joke. They've even got straight 90's in their safety positions. Their defensive backfield is a giant aegis defense network just floating out there. But Mongo don't care, Mongo is coming for you. This is Mongo's first year out there in the Major league and he really doesn't care for no top of the (ball) taker, he makes his sour cream by hand as a good Christian boy should. He doesn't have 100 speed yet, he could really use some days... weeks in the gym, he could really run a few cone drills this offseason, and could run less pass and run blocking drills. He's not really the smartest tool in the shed or the sharpest, but sometimes you really don't want either of those. Mongo doesn't know to not go to that Baltimore safety, Mongo doesn't know how fast those defenders will be on him. Mongo don't know what color those cornerbacks aerial jutisu belts are. But here came mongo, and mongo got 6 catches 99 yards and a touchdown for the biggest and most important game of his life.
Numbah 8
Outlaws Outlaws Outlaws. What oh what can you do. You did the best in the regular season than anyone only to fall to those dammed otters again. See the biggest problem the outlaws face is that they're team is going to be impossible to improve unless they hit big in the draft or If they suddenly replace their gm with a John J Dunbar Impersonator. They have one hole on a team that is too far down in the draft to reasonably get a star to fill that hole. The Defensive tackle position is incredibly valuable this draft with the first overall almost a lock to be ol Bjorn Ironside. But after him comes talent with question marks and hope. Trea bacon is the obvious next best candidate and will conventionally fill that hole. But he won't fill that hole for a year or two while one of the other Defensive ends the team has will carry on as a tackle. I don't think numbah one overall is in the picture so the major motivation for the outlaws is to look at what the pick the outlaws can make at that spot to provide the best trade bait. And now we come full circle to the choice the outlaws will have to make, (if they haven't traded the pick away already for some draft day chaos) most mock drafts have either Ruff ruff or Louisiana purchase going to Arizona in the first. Ruff Ruff has been a good dog in the DSFL always preforming to his best, But Louisiana will be the most wanted man in the league come Monday. The choice is hard and will define Arizona's next year. Tick tock outlaws tick tock.
Numbah 15
Cory Trevor stepped off the private plane to Disney world real happy to be there. He'd been staying at Orange county for years not playing and had gotten to the point where he wasn't sure that people still remembered he was apart of the team. But he still suited up every week and signed that contract extension his baffled, but happy to collect the money, agent gave him. He was the number two running back for the best team in the league. Somehow the number one guy never got injured but no one complained about having to do less work for the same pay. Disney world was a madhouse with all the other players. No one recognized Ol Trevor C but that's what made the day so special. He had the phone numbers of everyone on the team and just has to ask them to go somewhere else and the lines on every ride would evaporate. Most families took days to get through everything Disney world had to offer but Trevor got to see and experience it all in one glorious day where he effectively had the park to himself. After riding all the rides and seeing all the sights (including a great safari zone trip with no one to bother the tour guide who kept giving him weird looks) he sat down at the Germany stop of the Epcot tour of the world circle thing and ordered a beer, waiting for the fireworks to go off. What he didn't know was that fireworks were about to go off.
"Just got word from the FO of the hawks, they're offering big money, Yes for you Trevor I'm serious"
Numbah 3
QB Franklin Armstrong came into the Ultimis finals with a steep challenge ahead of him. He was not as good a QB on paper as his counterpart QB Havran. His team did not do as good as the other team on the field, the Baltimore hawks, in the regular season. They were bearly an above 0.500 team going 7-6. Their team mascot was an otter, a river-dwelling creature with a shiny pelt craved by traders for a century with little to no battle capabilities. They hailed from Orange County, California, an area best known for being politically different than the rest of the state crippling their ability to draw large numbers of fans. Their home base was also known for being filled with rich people living comfortable lives. Oh, the other side Baltimore is a slum ridden, crime overwhelmed, the battlefield between gangs and squalor. They even had an award-winning television show dedicated to how hard and how tough it is to grow up in Baltimore. The Baltimore mascot is a hawk, a skyborne predator evolved to and bred to dive out of the air to grab unsuspecting pray who don't know they're already dead. Clearly, that hawk is looking to get him some meat off that otter's bones. Yet despite all these difficulties he ran out there onto the field threw 17-27 287 yards and 3 TD's to win the title for the beautiful people. If there ever were a personification of a modern-day gladiator it has to be Armstrong.
Numbah 4
HERE COMES MONGO. No, but really let's break down one of the crazy things about this final. Baltimore should have won let's be honest They've got three stud cornerbacks a stud QB fantastic wide receivers and a running back who isn't a joke. They've even got straight 90's in their safety positions. Their defensive backfield is a giant aegis defense network just floating out there. But Mongo don't care, Mongo is coming for you. This is Mongo's first year out there in the Major league and he really doesn't care for no top of the (ball) taker, he makes his sour cream by hand as a good Christian boy should. He doesn't have 100 speed yet, he could really use some days... weeks in the gym, he could really run a few cone drills this offseason, and could run less pass and run blocking drills. He's not really the smartest tool in the shed or the sharpest, but sometimes you really don't want either of those. Mongo doesn't know to not go to that Baltimore safety, Mongo doesn't know how fast those defenders will be on him. Mongo don't know what color those cornerbacks aerial jutisu belts are. But here came mongo, and mongo got 6 catches 99 yards and a touchdown for the biggest and most important game of his life.
Numbah 8
Outlaws Outlaws Outlaws. What oh what can you do. You did the best in the regular season than anyone only to fall to those dammed otters again. See the biggest problem the outlaws face is that they're team is going to be impossible to improve unless they hit big in the draft or If they suddenly replace their gm with a John J Dunbar Impersonator. They have one hole on a team that is too far down in the draft to reasonably get a star to fill that hole. The Defensive tackle position is incredibly valuable this draft with the first overall almost a lock to be ol Bjorn Ironside. But after him comes talent with question marks and hope. Trea bacon is the obvious next best candidate and will conventionally fill that hole. But he won't fill that hole for a year or two while one of the other Defensive ends the team has will carry on as a tackle. I don't think numbah one overall is in the picture so the major motivation for the outlaws is to look at what the pick the outlaws can make at that spot to provide the best trade bait. And now we come full circle to the choice the outlaws will have to make, (if they haven't traded the pick away already for some draft day chaos) most mock drafts have either Ruff ruff or Louisiana purchase going to Arizona in the first. Ruff Ruff has been a good dog in the DSFL always preforming to his best, But Louisiana will be the most wanted man in the league come Monday. The choice is hard and will define Arizona's next year. Tick tock outlaws tick tock.
Numbah 15
Cory Trevor stepped off the private plane to Disney world real happy to be there. He'd been staying at Orange county for years not playing and had gotten to the point where he wasn't sure that people still remembered he was apart of the team. But he still suited up every week and signed that contract extension his baffled, but happy to collect the money, agent gave him. He was the number two running back for the best team in the league. Somehow the number one guy never got injured but no one complained about having to do less work for the same pay. Disney world was a madhouse with all the other players. No one recognized Ol Trevor C but that's what made the day so special. He had the phone numbers of everyone on the team and just has to ask them to go somewhere else and the lines on every ride would evaporate. Most families took days to get through everything Disney world had to offer but Trevor got to see and experience it all in one glorious day where he effectively had the park to himself. After riding all the rides and seeing all the sights (including a great safari zone trip with no one to bother the tour guide who kept giving him weird looks) he sat down at the Germany stop of the Epcot tour of the world circle thing and ordered a beer, waiting for the fireworks to go off. What he didn't know was that fireworks were about to go off.
"Just got word from the FO of the hawks, they're offering big money, Yes for you Trevor I'm serious"
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