(S1) - PT #4 - Deadline Deals

[Jiggly_333]

It was a strange Tuesday night that’s for sure. Reports coming from the Otters’ and Wraiths’ camps were confusing at first, but became even more esoteric to the point where nothing was off the table. The first proposal was a fairly simple one that apparently went to the league for approval. The deal was allegedly that the Otters would offer a laminated picture of a hot dog for the rights to Wraiths QB Chris Orosz’s Gatorade bottle. There was no plan given as to what the Otter’s Co-GM, Jiggly Jiggles, wanted with it and when this paper reached out to him he declined to comment.

The final trade I heard about was much more controversial than the first. While the first had undertones of possible substance abuse from the Wraiths, the next involved an alleged nude gif of Baywatch star Alexandra Daddario. The Wraiths apparently began the negotiations asking for nudes in general to which the Otters offered the former “Percy Jackson” actress. Once that information was on the table, the Wraiths reportedly began offering almost every single player on their team minus a select few. The final deal was about to be for standout wide receiver Josh Garden, but talks broke down as the Wraiths began shifting around the deal and the Otters pulled out.

I’m thinking of quitting my journalistic job after covering this story as there is no longer any integrity left in the world.