(S1) - PT #4 - Deadline Deals

[Kronen]

With the season winding down in San Jose, it's time for the front office to face the music. Things are not going well and massive changes need to be made if the team will be competitive next year.

It follows for all sensible observers that the season's record is a referendum on cats generally. Scientific studies and empirical evidence abound that cats are the inferior choice of pet, and it would seem that they are an inferior choice of mascot as well. If San Jose is the ever succeed, they're going to need to use other mascots while trying to pass them off as cats.

The first and most obvious choice is their league rival the Otters. It's not too much of a stretch in certain circumstances. Just look at this photo taken during preseason running back camp. Here Bowers, Wiley and Jenkins are exhausted after some interval sprints.



The similarities are uncanny! Need further proof? Check out these photos of linemen Marcus Boyd and Tim Tebow lounging in their downtime.



Here's a studio photograph of Robert Phelps and Bailey Cook posing before a joint interview.



It is the learned opinion of this professional sports pundit that massive trades between the two teams begin to shore up the inherent weakness of cats.


*Apologies if this is not in keeping with the spirit of the thread. Not knowing anything or having experience with the teams, I thought I'd have some fun . Hopefully this is well-received. Cat people, I apologize.