(S18) - PT3 - Halloween

[PaytonM34]

Brave Ulysses is going out for Halloween as the second best position in football besides Offensive Line, and that is a Fullback. Massive neck rolls, a number in the 40's, everything as fullback as possible to pay tribute to another under appreciated position in football. Maybe Brave Ulysses will get some pancakes on some kids on the street because lead blocking is no joke and should be practiced at any time, especially if the kid looks like hes about to tackle your runningback. Oh, also, I have convinced Ben Tuaniaifukaukue to go out for Halloween as my runningback so that I always have an excuse to pancake a kid for his candy, because any kid in the way of Brave Ulysses will feel the power of a true fullback, bringing a little bit of James Develin to the holidays for everyone, maybe some Lorenzo Neal action who knows. Whats scarier to a middle linebacker than a guy with a massive neck roll coming at you like a train? An offensive lineman coming at you like a train. Thats why underneath my fullback costume, is really a jersey with 75 because really im going out for Halloween as myself because I love a good plot twist in PTs

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