(S18) - PT4 - Fall

[IsaStarcrossed]

Despite being a southern team who is used to the heat and the humidity, the New Orleans Second Line may actually be more prepared for winter than most other teams. Which is a good thing because winter is coming. We've got guys like our kicker, who's name is literally Frost. The man knows all about what its like to be cold both inside an out. Sometimes we question if he isn't just as frigid on the inside as it is outside. Then we have Quenton Bode who is a literal polar bear. How he managed to get on a NSFL roster is still a bit beyond me, but he is absolutely impervious to the chilly air. In fact, the colder it is the better he plays. You can usually observe more furrocity in his hits the closer it gets to winter. Then we of course have Bjørn Ironside, the direct descendant of an ancient Viking king. The cold doesn't bother this man at all and he has been seen practicing in the snow wearing only shorts and no shirt before games come December. The man loves the cold and isn't at home unless it is below freezing. New Orleans had to invest in a snow machine for him after drafting him. With a core of players this accustomed to the cold weather, they have the perfect group of guys to get the rest of the team prepared for their cold weather games. Unfortunately despite their overwhelming combined knowledge, this has already resulted in a training accident in which Gump almost lost multiple toes to frostbite as Bjørn and Bode challenged him to a bare footed race in the snow. But you know what they say. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, so expect Gump to close out the season strong even with his frozen feet.