11-15-2019, 12:39 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-18-2019, 10:15 AM by goodvsevil1275.)
Offseason is upon us again. News has already rained down to us in only a day. Players opting out and trades being made. It's the most exciting time of the year. As fun as it is there is also some heartbreak.
I don't want to be that guy but I'm going to be that guy. I've made a lot of friends in this league and met some great people but sometimes you have to say or do something that will make those friends look at you in a different light. I've been thinking about this all week and finally have got the courage to say what's been on my mind.
Ultimus Week is overrated.
Every season its the same thing. "Look guys ultimus week get all this TPE". I like TPE as much as anybody, maybe not Isa or Murtsi, but I like my TPE. Ultimus Week is supposed to be this jackpot of riches that you can tap into to make your player so much better.
But its lost its magic. TPE Santa quit visiting the Hall house as much. How many times can I write about "Why was your team an underdog" or "Tell us how your team has improved". Its just 200 words of gibberish pretending to care about QB matchups or why my team got screwed by a tiebreaker. It's like going to Thanksgiving and hearing your uncle tell the same joke for the hundredth time or that war story from your grandpa that you don't care about because hes an old boomer that doesnt get you.
Where is that spark? Maybe Ultimus Week and I need to try something different in bed. Maybe I should try some foreplay by breaking down week 13 matchups to warm the TPE up before diving into Ultimus Week. Maybe Ultimus Week needs some new moves. Maybe ask me about my opinion of which trade affected the playoffs the most or how team color correlates to success or maybe why YKW can be such a powerhouse but forget how to play when it matters most. Ultimus Week was so much fun when we were younger but now we both go to bed and play on our phones and just do each other because its tradition not because we want to. Maybe we aren't meant for each other anymore and I should start earning TPE a different way. Maybe Max earning isn't worth it.
The playoffs are a wonderful time and I love watching the same four teams go at it every season with maybe a surprise team every other season but Ultimus Week is just feeling like a distant ex. We had our fun and we'll never forget each other but we just grew up and moved on.
So to you, Ultimus Week and all the people who will disagree, I say this, Its overrated and we've been molded into liking it not because it's fun but because it's a necessity to survive.
Thank you all,
Hall
I don't want to be that guy but I'm going to be that guy. I've made a lot of friends in this league and met some great people but sometimes you have to say or do something that will make those friends look at you in a different light. I've been thinking about this all week and finally have got the courage to say what's been on my mind.
Ultimus Week is overrated.
Every season its the same thing. "Look guys ultimus week get all this TPE". I like TPE as much as anybody, maybe not Isa or Murtsi, but I like my TPE. Ultimus Week is supposed to be this jackpot of riches that you can tap into to make your player so much better.
But its lost its magic. TPE Santa quit visiting the Hall house as much. How many times can I write about "Why was your team an underdog" or "Tell us how your team has improved". Its just 200 words of gibberish pretending to care about QB matchups or why my team got screwed by a tiebreaker. It's like going to Thanksgiving and hearing your uncle tell the same joke for the hundredth time or that war story from your grandpa that you don't care about because hes an old boomer that doesnt get you.
Where is that spark? Maybe Ultimus Week and I need to try something different in bed. Maybe I should try some foreplay by breaking down week 13 matchups to warm the TPE up before diving into Ultimus Week. Maybe Ultimus Week needs some new moves. Maybe ask me about my opinion of which trade affected the playoffs the most or how team color correlates to success or maybe why YKW can be such a powerhouse but forget how to play when it matters most. Ultimus Week was so much fun when we were younger but now we both go to bed and play on our phones and just do each other because its tradition not because we want to. Maybe we aren't meant for each other anymore and I should start earning TPE a different way. Maybe Max earning isn't worth it.
The playoffs are a wonderful time and I love watching the same four teams go at it every season with maybe a surprise team every other season but Ultimus Week is just feeling like a distant ex. We had our fun and we'll never forget each other but we just grew up and moved on.
So to you, Ultimus Week and all the people who will disagree, I say this, Its overrated and we've been molded into liking it not because it's fun but because it's a necessity to survive.
Thank you all,
Hall
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