The Otters have a dedicated pregame ritual, which has leaked to the rabid Otters fans. (Rabid Otters fans are not known to currently carry the rabies virus.)
The Otters pregame ritual involves sacrificing a live version of the opposing team’s mascot;
Team: Sacrificed:
Sabercat Domestic Housecat
Outlaws Convicted Murderer from Rikers
Yeti Silverback Gorilla
Hawk Red Hawk
Wraith Host of TV’s Ghost Hunters TV show
While some more sensitive reporter’s question the ethical legality of the Otters pregame slaughter, the Otters players have a habit of dabbing a generous supply of blood onto their foreheads, reminiscent of Ash Monday. Reporters are accused the Otters of being a barbaric ritual which owes its survival to the Otters barbaric and pagan roots as the teams culture and rituals were passed down from the Orange County Otters father team, the San Bernardino Unforgiven. The Unforgiven had a team history of attaching cash rewards to injury, knock out, or dismember enemy players.
The Otters also use the blood as eye black, which could explain the proficiency of their defense in getting off the field in times of extreme need. The Otters lead the league in yards surrendered, which you can see by the team statistics in tackles per team.
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The Otters pregame ritual involves sacrificing a live version of the opposing team’s mascot;
Team: Sacrificed:
Sabercat Domestic Housecat
Outlaws Convicted Murderer from Rikers
Yeti Silverback Gorilla
Hawk Red Hawk
Wraith Host of TV’s Ghost Hunters TV show
While some more sensitive reporter’s question the ethical legality of the Otters pregame slaughter, the Otters players have a habit of dabbing a generous supply of blood onto their foreheads, reminiscent of Ash Monday. Reporters are accused the Otters of being a barbaric ritual which owes its survival to the Otters barbaric and pagan roots as the teams culture and rituals were passed down from the Orange County Otters father team, the San Bernardino Unforgiven. The Unforgiven had a team history of attaching cash rewards to injury, knock out, or dismember enemy players.
The Otters also use the blood as eye black, which could explain the proficiency of their defense in getting off the field in times of extreme need. The Otters lead the league in yards surrendered, which you can see by the team statistics in tackles per team.
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