Ethan Hunt Press Conference

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1. Are you upset that you'll most likely live up to your agency's name and be a benchwarmer in the NSFL?

I'm actually looking forward to filling up the water bottles.

2. Would you want your team to force you to run instead of pass?

I don't know if you've even bothered to see my tape, but I bring a pretty good mix of speed and passing to my game. I'm able to make passes despite my height, but thanks anyways.

3. Do you feel more comfortable in a spread offense or out of the shotgun?

I feel comfortable in whatever offence gets more wins for my team.

4. How do you expect to be effective when you will barely be able to see over the line of scrimmage?

I'll make my passes buddy, don't you worry. Anyways, can we get this guy out of here?

Thanks for fielding questions, Ethan. I wanted to ask you a little bit about the competition you faced in college. Was it enough to prepare you for the NSFL?

The competition was pretty tough, and I do feel pretty prepared for the NSFL. Although I was pretty torn about leaving ISU, I think it was for the better since I was getting to the point where I could figure out what to do with the abilities I had developed.

What has been your biggest adversity in life thus far, and how did you deal with it?

Definitely the transition to college football, despite my size. You know I'm going up against guys who are easily 6'4", 6'5", 6'6", so I had trouble initially making my passes until I found my groove. It's my ability to shift and find gaps that saw me have success with ISU.

How do you plan on making yourself stand out from the pack in this draft class?

I'll bake you a pastry if you write favourable reviews about me.

Are you a believer in Jameis Christ?

Yeah he's a cool dude.

If so, do you think he's just a cheap Tebow knockoff?

Hahaha, not really. At least Jameis can actually play football.

1) Some scouts expressed concern about your transition from a no huddle shotgun offense to a pro-style offense under center. What do you say to those who doubt you?

Pardon my French, but fuck them. I can play football pretty well, otherwise I wouldn't be here.

2) What scares you more at the NSFL level, an elite pass rusher or an elite center field safety?

Rusher. I know my defence, no matter how talented, can't hold off an elite pass rusher since they'll always find a way through eventually. I honestly hated playing big name rushers, they were super rough.

3) What is the biggest challenge you've faced off the field?

Definitely the move. The move from Thunder Bay to Idaho was one of the hardest things in my life since I had to move to a place I had no clue existed, and was kilometres away from home. It was difficult, but I adjusted and persevered.

4) What is your pregame ritual?

I usually listen to music and talk to my teammates. It's probably the most stress-relieving thing I can imagine. Also pre-game naps are pretty good too.

5) Can you throw a football over them mountains?

I can throw those footballs over anything you want.