Hello, and welcome to Colorado! I'm excited to show you the ins and outs of being a National Simulation Football League player here at the Yeti's facilities. I'll give you a tour of course, but first let's go to the film room to discuss some general things; as soon as the season starts they fill up quick, but like, we have a lot of them. Alright, so let's start with the basics. I'm sure your agent has already gone over with you the need to join the player's union and all that. We don't have contract standards in the league like the NFL does, but there's still a lot of important safety things, and stuff like if you join and you're cut from a team, they have to pay half your salary still. I know, I know, nobody plans to be cut, but it's just taking care of yourself ya know? Injuries are rare as all hell in this league, but sometimes players just drop off, and if you're one you wanna get paid still. Moving on from that, the biggest thing is to find a team that suits you. If a team doesn't fit with where you wanna be, tell them that before the draft. And if you end up somewhere you're not happy with, it's okay to leave. Take it from me: it ain't the end of your career if you do or anything like that. Colorado's been excellent for me. Best of luck with the league! Hope to see you here in Denver with me someday.

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