Our traditional awards are ok and all but they are also a little generic. Here are a couple we could add to the festivities.
Most likely to get max TPE on predictions – The winner is SabaDonutMan. Is he actually the best at predictions? I don’t really know but I’ve learned throughout this season that I will fare better copying his predictions than guessing on my own.
Most gluttonous player – The winner is Logan Noble Jr. With the downward spiral of a season the Portland Pythons have endured, the only way poor Junior has been able to cope is by eating excessively. When he is not on the field, he is indulging on whatever snacks he can get his hands on. This includes on the sideline as well. In just over 12 weeks, he has gained an astonishing 95 pounds. When asked about this, he just replied that he’s cultivating mass.
Most likely to have five General Managers in a season – The winners are the entire Portland Pythons Roster. What else can you say about this award besides “what the fuck?” Their GMs that began the season were forcibly removed from their positions. This ushered in a complete front office overhaul. It took just 12 short in real life days for the newly named GM to tender their resignation. With the application process under way, this team could very well be introduced to their 5th GM during the S20 season.
Most likely to get max TPE on predictions – The winner is SabaDonutMan. Is he actually the best at predictions? I don’t really know but I’ve learned throughout this season that I will fare better copying his predictions than guessing on my own.
Most gluttonous player – The winner is Logan Noble Jr. With the downward spiral of a season the Portland Pythons have endured, the only way poor Junior has been able to cope is by eating excessively. When he is not on the field, he is indulging on whatever snacks he can get his hands on. This includes on the sideline as well. In just over 12 weeks, he has gained an astonishing 95 pounds. When asked about this, he just replied that he’s cultivating mass.
Most likely to have five General Managers in a season – The winners are the entire Portland Pythons Roster. What else can you say about this award besides “what the fuck?” Their GMs that began the season were forcibly removed from their positions. This ushered in a complete front office overhaul. It took just 12 short in real life days for the newly named GM to tender their resignation. With the application process under way, this team could very well be introduced to their 5th GM during the S20 season.
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