02-20-2020, 11:37 PM
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Task 1: Playoff Review
Ultimus
The first half of the game made one thing very clear; the copperheads were here to win and they weren't going to let Yellowknife get in their way. An intercepted pass by the Austin defense set up the offense for their first TD of the game. Yellowknife continued to flounder on offense and closed out the first quarter losing 14-0.
The Yellowknife Wraiths first points would come from a field goal halfway through the second quarter. It seemed Austin was going to prove to be unstoppable. Another touchdown and an interception to close out the half left the dominant Copperheads up 21-0 and one half away from winning The Ultimus.
The Wraiths came back out strong with a decent defensive performance and a field goal and a touchdown to close the 3rd quarter. Austin responded with 2 field goals in the 3rd quarter to try and preserve their lead. In the end, despit their best efforts, the Yellowknife Wraiths fell to the Austin Copperheads 37-20.
A truly fantastic matchup, this year's Ultimus was an exciting, well played game of football. I'm looking forward to seeing these teams square off in the future. The Austin Copperheads played better and earned their championship.
Task 4: Rivalry (Cadillac Harris)
This guy right here. Hated him all through college. I'm probably gonna keep hating in the DSFL. We just never clicked. Something about him always rubbed me the wrong way. He's decent player sure, but you'll never hear me say that again. Seeing players like Corvo Havran throwing touchdowns is what inspired me to play football. I'm no quarterback though and I know it. Corvo made me want to play running back. Cadillac Harris made me want to be a hard hitting power back. We never played many games against each other, but I always ran to his side hoping to run him over. I'm pretty sure the hatred is mutual at this point. But what always annoyed me the most was him saying that hotdogs aren't sandwiches. He's crazy, that's for damn sure. Possibly dangerous. I bet this sandwich hating cornerback eats his hotdogs plain without even a little ketchup. I want him to lose just for that. I hope he goes winless for 2 seasons. One for his sandwich hating. One more because he thinks he's more humble than me. No one is more humble than me. I am the most humble man who ever lived. I'll fight him to determine who's more humble if that's what it comes to.
Task 8: Scouting Report
Monterey "Monty" Jack - QB, TPE: 72
This kid has a cannon for an arm.
Fin.
For real though, this 21 year old Raging Cajun is easily the best quarterback in the draft. I've seen him take incredible hits and just get back up. His endurance really cannot be understated. He's never had major injury concerns, which is a massive plus. Monty has a freakishly strong arm. He can and will deliver a tight spiral 60yds downfield right into his receivers hands.
My biggest concerns are his lack of agility and speed. If he ends up behind a bad line, he will take a lot sacks. He's too slow to scramble, so a decent line is a must for any team thinking about drafting Monterey Jack.
He's damn smart though. Handsome, smart and a starting quarterback since the first time he ever touched a pigskin. This guy was born to lead a franchise to victory.
Best stats
Arm: 75
Intelligence: 71
Throwing Accuracy: 72
Endurance: 50
Worst stats
Agility: 45
Speed: 40
Overall, while he's not a dual threat quarterback, he is a fantastic pocket passer with a strong, accurate ball anywhere on the field. I could easily see this guy going in the first 5 picks, he's almost ready to start.
Overall grade: A
Task 11: Playoff MVP
James Bishop WR
Wildcard Weekend
3 receptions 43 yds 1 TD
105 yd kick return TD
46 yd kick return
Look at those stats. Look at them! This man needs a goddamn back brace after putting up these kinds of numbers. While Bishop undoubtedly performed better in the special teams phase, he contributed very heavily to his team's victory on Wildcard Weekend. Bishop has always been one of the fastest wide receivers in the league and he showed everyone his talent in this game and really played his heart out. Performances like this are not soon forgotten. This man is bound for the hall of fame.
Conference Championship
4 Receptions 138 yds
73 kick return yds
Another fantastic performance in this game saw Bishop moving the ball for over 200 yds total. While he didn't get a touchdown in this game, Bishop did his best to get his team in position to score. While they end up losing to a damn good Yellowknife team, Bishop is Playoff MVP in my heart. After a long and well played career, Bishop can rest easy in the knowledge that he's one of the greats. A truly talented wide receiver, I look forward to seeing him play again next season.
Kevin Fakon Running Back
Ultimus
The first half of the game made one thing very clear; the copperheads were here to win and they weren't going to let Yellowknife get in their way. An intercepted pass by the Austin defense set up the offense for their first TD of the game. Yellowknife continued to flounder on offense and closed out the first quarter losing 14-0.
The Yellowknife Wraiths first points would come from a field goal halfway through the second quarter. It seemed Austin was going to prove to be unstoppable. Another touchdown and an interception to close out the half left the dominant Copperheads up 21-0 and one half away from winning The Ultimus.
The Wraiths came back out strong with a decent defensive performance and a field goal and a touchdown to close the 3rd quarter. Austin responded with 2 field goals in the 3rd quarter to try and preserve their lead. In the end, despit their best efforts, the Yellowknife Wraiths fell to the Austin Copperheads 37-20.
A truly fantastic matchup, this year's Ultimus was an exciting, well played game of football. I'm looking forward to seeing these teams square off in the future. The Austin Copperheads played better and earned their championship.
Task 4: Rivalry (Cadillac Harris)
This guy right here. Hated him all through college. I'm probably gonna keep hating in the DSFL. We just never clicked. Something about him always rubbed me the wrong way. He's decent player sure, but you'll never hear me say that again. Seeing players like Corvo Havran throwing touchdowns is what inspired me to play football. I'm no quarterback though and I know it. Corvo made me want to play running back. Cadillac Harris made me want to be a hard hitting power back. We never played many games against each other, but I always ran to his side hoping to run him over. I'm pretty sure the hatred is mutual at this point. But what always annoyed me the most was him saying that hotdogs aren't sandwiches. He's crazy, that's for damn sure. Possibly dangerous. I bet this sandwich hating cornerback eats his hotdogs plain without even a little ketchup. I want him to lose just for that. I hope he goes winless for 2 seasons. One for his sandwich hating. One more because he thinks he's more humble than me. No one is more humble than me. I am the most humble man who ever lived. I'll fight him to determine who's more humble if that's what it comes to.
Task 8: Scouting Report
Monterey "Monty" Jack - QB, TPE: 72
This kid has a cannon for an arm.
Fin.
For real though, this 21 year old Raging Cajun is easily the best quarterback in the draft. I've seen him take incredible hits and just get back up. His endurance really cannot be understated. He's never had major injury concerns, which is a massive plus. Monty has a freakishly strong arm. He can and will deliver a tight spiral 60yds downfield right into his receivers hands.
My biggest concerns are his lack of agility and speed. If he ends up behind a bad line, he will take a lot sacks. He's too slow to scramble, so a decent line is a must for any team thinking about drafting Monterey Jack.
He's damn smart though. Handsome, smart and a starting quarterback since the first time he ever touched a pigskin. This guy was born to lead a franchise to victory.
Best stats
Arm: 75
Intelligence: 71
Throwing Accuracy: 72
Endurance: 50
Worst stats
Agility: 45
Speed: 40
Overall, while he's not a dual threat quarterback, he is a fantastic pocket passer with a strong, accurate ball anywhere on the field. I could easily see this guy going in the first 5 picks, he's almost ready to start.
Overall grade: A
Task 11: Playoff MVP
James Bishop WR
Wildcard Weekend
3 receptions 43 yds 1 TD
105 yd kick return TD
46 yd kick return
Look at those stats. Look at them! This man needs a goddamn back brace after putting up these kinds of numbers. While Bishop undoubtedly performed better in the special teams phase, he contributed very heavily to his team's victory on Wildcard Weekend. Bishop has always been one of the fastest wide receivers in the league and he showed everyone his talent in this game and really played his heart out. Performances like this are not soon forgotten. This man is bound for the hall of fame.
Conference Championship
4 Receptions 138 yds
73 kick return yds
Another fantastic performance in this game saw Bishop moving the ball for over 200 yds total. While he didn't get a touchdown in this game, Bishop did his best to get his team in position to score. While they end up losing to a damn good Yellowknife team, Bishop is Playoff MVP in my heart. After a long and well played career, Bishop can rest easy in the knowledge that he's one of the greats. A truly talented wide receiver, I look forward to seeing him play again next season.
Kevin Fakon Running Back
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