The room remains silent for what feels like an entire day. It seems that most of the reporters were not anticipating Osiris Firestorm-Fjord to be making an appearance. Most of them have grown quite sick of hearing about him at this point. It's the incoming S22 players they were hoping to get a swing at before anyone else could. Suddenly one rather short and smelly reporter pushes himself to the front of the room to ask a question.
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"Woof....uh I mean hello it's me a mild mannered HUMAN reporter and not Osiris's dog in a clever disguise planted here to be a plot device in order to get this press conference rolling. Osiris, what would you say is your most important attribute as a player and how do you see it translating to team success?"
![[Image: disguise-dog-e1473256536223.jpg]](https://daikukai.com/922personalvet/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/disguise-dog-e1473256536223.jpg)
"Woof....uh I mean hello it's me a mild mannered HUMAN reporter and not Osiris's dog in a clever disguise planted here to be a plot device in order to get this press conference rolling. Osiris, what would you say is your most important attribute as a player and how do you see it translating to team success?"
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
[OPTION](S2) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S3) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S4) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S5) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S6) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S7) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S8) 14 Games Played
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
[OPTION] 27839
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]Most Likely to Break the Team Bench When Sitting Down
[OPTION]Pumpkin Chuckin' Rally 2017 Semifinalist
[OPTION]Most Likely to Get Traded in S8 (T-1st)
[OPTION]Ultimus Champion S7, S8