*Osiris Firestorm-Fjord Pre-Draft Presser

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The room remains silent for what feels like an entire day. It seems that most of the reporters were not anticipating Osiris Firestorm-Fjord to be making an appearance. Most of them have grown quite sick of hearing about him at this point. It's the incoming S22 players they were hoping to get a swing at before anyone else could. Suddenly one rather short and smelly reporter pushes himself to the front of the room to ask a question.




"Woof....uh I mean hello it's me a mild mannered HUMAN reporter and not Osiris's dog in a clever disguise planted here to be a plot device in order to get this press conference rolling. Osiris, what would you say is your most important attribute as a player and how do you see it translating to team success?"