(S22) - PT4 - Road to Glory

[Thor]

I can't say for sure who I expect to come out on top in the big games this season but one team that won't be there despite all of their talk is the San Jose Sabercats. They will remain at home watching from their couches with the other teams who share the same fortune such as the Chicago Butchers and the Arizona Outlaws. While Heath Evans is disappointed to be on this list of teams who aren't involved this season, he is looking forward to returning to Australia to watch the playoffs unfold with his family and friends on the farm. Now that Heath's property has a functioning internet connection and a long term supply of home brewed beer - he has the ability to host an Ultimus party of his own with all the trimmings.

While Heath has invited many of his teammates and the league in general to attend, the only player he expects to show up on the day is Bruce Buckley, because Bruce has no other friends that want to spend time with him. This may seem unfair to put Bruce in this category but while the stench of his body odor and flatulence normally help him to keep defenders away, it's also the main cause for driving away all those close to him. Heath has a seperate isolation room prepared for this occasion.