So here it is sports fans: the Orange County Otters are going to win their 100th Ultimus. What? There haven't even been that many? Well, they might as well have 100. I mean, Thorian Skarsgard was apart of four Otter Ultimus wins, including the three-peat run of seasons seventeen, eighteen and nineteen. No matter which number it is in the history of the team, the Otters are definitely the team taking the trophy home this season. This team is absolutely stacked on both sides of the ball. The offense boasts three time league MVP and future Hall of Fame shoe-in, Franklin Armstrong at quarterback, standout wide receiver Hugh Mongo, and rookie sensation tight end Jeffery Phillips. On the defensive side of the ball, this team is a brick wall, or a Fanta curtain one might say. The defensive line features not on the return of Thor, but also three young stars in the making, Rapid Eagle, Big Edd, and Bobby Boucher. The D is anchored in the center by the defensive quarterback and long-time Otter, linebacker Lanzer Grievous, but the secondary is where this team really shines. The "No Fly Zone" features corners Abernathy, Lattimer, and Dream, along with safeties Vegeta and Biggums. Whichever NSFC team draws the unenviable task of going up against the Otters (probably Yellowknife), better just not show up.
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