(S24) - PT 1 - Trivia Night

[JBLAZE_THE_BOSS]

Now that Trivia has been sent to the Rainbow Bridge along with all of my childhood pets, I think I will look back fondly on my times of learning stupid things about the league nobody could possibly care about. One of those things, a piece of Trivia if you will, would be my pre-game ritual. Everyone knows that athletes have rituals they perform in order to get themselves in the right mindset for the competition and the physical beating they’re about to take. What I do before every game is take huge rips off of a dab rig until I start seeing double. I figure that I’m so unpolished right now with my accuracy, my chances of completing a pass actually go up if I’m so faded off the kush that I cannot see singular entities but double—sometimes triple if I don’t stop. Luckily I have a big fat contract that I signed, so I can just go to the dispensary and snag a gram of concentrated cannabis that’s like off the charts THCA levels and get completely “in the zone”, if you know what I mean. Some people can’t handle this sort of thing, but considering my Dad and Uncle both did similar things throughout their careers and they’re arguably the two greatest players ever at their respective positions, I think there should be plenty of understanding.

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