*S25 DSFL RB Rankings

[SchoolboyShue]

10. Sirdsvaldis Miglaskēms - Dallas Birddogs
The backup RB on the worst team in the DSFL (when I say worst I mean WORST) Miglaskēms only claim to fame will be the ridiculous name. Despite carrying the ball 46 times this year, Miglaskēms has only been able to rush for 190 yards (4.1 avg) and no scores behind Dallas’ abysmal O-Line. The problem isn’t Miglaskēms, the problem is Dallas. The team was last in their division last year, and it seems they’ll have the same fate in S25.

1. Cobra Kai - Dallas Birddogs
It really is unfortunate that the best RB in the league is wasting all of his talent in Dallas. Despite carrying the ball 63 times for 346 yards (including a 68 yard scamper) and 2 scores for Dallas, the Birddogs are still 0-3, with one of those losses being a massive collapse against Minnesota after being up 14-0. What makes Kai so special is that he’s just a rookie! It’s not every season that you see a rookie standing ahead of the pack, if Kai can keep this up then I don’t see why he’s not the favorite for Rookie of the Year, RB of the year, MVP? Shit give this guy all of the awards. Hard to win that stuff when you’re on an 0-14 team though.

So there you have it, 3 weeks in and this is what the running back picture is looking like. Where do you stand on the list? Where do your teammates stand? Lastly, if I took digs at your team I apologize. I have nothing but respect for every player from Myrtle Beach, Tijuana, Norfolk, Portland, London, Kansas City, and of course Minnesota! Hope you guys enjoyed, and I’m looking forward to remaking this list further down the road.

Man look at all this free fucking real estate. If your reason for bashing a team is because since their creation they've had the most immediate call-ups of any team in the DSFL and it often leaves the cupboard bare, maybe you need to reexamine what your priorities are. And I mean hey maybe you should do the math and realize in the last 4 fully complete seasons Dallas is 27-29 overall and the Ducks are 25-31. Want to include the first part of this year? You're 27-32 and Dallas is 27-32. And we're doing it while having players get immediately called up - more than y'all do - every single year. 

At least we didn't draft a QB with the goal of him not earning so that he could be a DSFL-lifer. But hey, maybe its just me that sees a major issue with that. Maybe I'm the only person who thinks thats a horribly unhealthy attitude for the league. So if your goal is to build a team of capped DSFL-lifers with no ISFL careers at least do it properly man, we have the same fucking record over the last 4 seasons and change lmao.

Honestly man I don’t know what the beef is at all lol I don’t keep up with ISFL drama I just heard that Dallas shit talks everyone and is 0-3. And we just beat them. No need to be a big ‘ol weenie! I can assure you, the minor league sim football team known as the Dallas Birddogs is NOT living rent free in my head ??

if you are seriously upset about this, you can DM me. Obviously I don’t mean to ever hurt anyone’s feelings, and I didn’t realize this would be taken so harshly