Arthur Naught had a strange childhood, so it was a strange series of events that led him to his early decision to go to University of Pennsylvania and play for Penn State’s collegiate football team. As a child, Arthur was born without parents … a strange series of occurrences that included records of birth in both New York, New York and Ottawa, Canada at the same time. After years of legal battles against the hospitals, Arthur won a series of large settlements that – it has been alleged – allow him to purchase enrollment into Penn State after the admissions advisor was since prosecuted for fraud and bribery. No specific details were released, but many onlookers doubt the authenticity of Arthur’s Penn State qualifications, given he never attended a high school or public school on any record found in the United States. At Penn State, he started on the football team as a kicker – a position he was historically poor at. After punting a ball right into the lead wide receiver, causing severe injuries, the coach put him in as wide receiver as punishment for the next game. Lo and behold, Arthur took off and fit in perfectly, since following that trajectory to a career in the DSFL and ISFL aspirations.
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