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Over the holiday period the Pythons GM asked his squad to go out and do something that would benefit the less fortunate, those who dont have it as good as the Pythons players. Defensive End Demon Jaxson stayed up the entire night after that request, thinking about who he could go out and help, who was less fortunate than his 7-0 Portland team. Suddenly it hit him, and he wondered how he hadnt thought of it before. Portland were unbeaten, and who could have the most contrasting fortunes to them around this time, other than the team that was their reverse. With that Jaxson gathered up all of his teammates and went on a road trip to Kansas City to visit the Coyotes. They spent the entire weekend there doing charitable deeds, such as teaching the defense how to get at a quarterback, and showing the offense what you needed to do to score points, as well as drawing up some playbooks for the coaching staff to search through, and film to study for their next game against the Dallas Birddogs. When this weekend of good doing was finished up, the Coyotes looked like a completely new franchise, and Jaxson now truly believes the team can finish 7-7, thanks to the help of him and his teammates.
Everything above this sentence is written in jest.
Over the holiday period the Pythons GM asked his squad to go out and do something that would benefit the less fortunate, those who dont have it as good as the Pythons players. Defensive End Demon Jaxson stayed up the entire night after that request, thinking about who he could go out and help, who was less fortunate than his 7-0 Portland team. Suddenly it hit him, and he wondered how he hadnt thought of it before. Portland were unbeaten, and who could have the most contrasting fortunes to them around this time, other than the team that was their reverse. With that Jaxson gathered up all of his teammates and went on a road trip to Kansas City to visit the Coyotes. They spent the entire weekend there doing charitable deeds, such as teaching the defense how to get at a quarterback, and showing the offense what you needed to do to score points, as well as drawing up some playbooks for the coaching staff to search through, and film to study for their next game against the Dallas Birddogs. When this weekend of good doing was finished up, the Coyotes looked like a completely new franchise, and Jaxson now truly believes the team can finish 7-7, thanks to the help of him and his teammates.
Everything above this sentence is written in jest.
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