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[Southie]

Minnesota Grey Ducks – Chocolate Milk is banned
Around the world, all chocolate milk and chocolate milk flavouring is now banned. Hot Chocolates? Banned. Iced Chocolates? Banned. Milo? Banned. Breaking this rule will result in a 50% TPE penalty and Honolulu being audited again.

What if I'm eating a piece of chocolate cake and driking a glass of milk, can I dip the cake in the milk or will I get fined?