Hmm.. Let's see what we have in this thang.
*pops open the locker and looks up and down, picks up a clear jar with blue energy flowing inside of it*
Right here lies the souls of all of the linebackers that I demolished and the defensive linemen that I put on their ass. The Wraiths' mascot collected them for me during the games and left them in my locker for safekeeping. He trusts me and I trust him.
*places the jar back in the locker and picks up two portable gaming systems*
Nice! Nothing wrong with the Playstation™ Portable. So far, I only have Tekken: Dark Resurrection, GTA: Liberty City Stories, and God of War: Ghost of Sparta. I also have my phone that doubles as an emulator for Game Boy Advanced games. Gotta have my Pokémon Emerald or I go a little crazy. Haha
*picks up a tablet and turns it on*
My Microsoft Surface Pro 4 Tablet, the official tablet of the NSFL. Gotta preparefor the enemy and it all starts with game film. This is a big reason why I am the GOAT TE. It's not always about what's done on the field, but how you prepare for what's going to be on the field. I also have Angry Birds on standby on here, but that's a secret, so don't tell anybody!
*picks up a Tupperware container and pops open the top to unleash one of the best scents of all mankind, taking a deep breath to take in the greatness*
You really think I mess around when I say that I have chicken wings on me at all time, huh?
*takes a Honey BBQ wing from the container, closes the lid and takes a bite, savoring the flavor*
It really is the simple things in life that gets me going. Fun fact about these wings, I trade some wings to the mascot for the souls. We have an agreement. He KNOWS I got the wings that make you wanna slap your momma!
*places the container back in the locker and cracks open a bottle of Green Apple Gatorade, taking a small sip*
Hydration is key, you don't be the best tight end in the NSFL without electrolytes and chicken. You need any of these two things, or if you wanna join the Jar of Lost Souls, come find me in Yellowknife. I'll set you up with the right contact.
*closes the locker and moves to the field*
400 Words on the Dot!
*pops open the locker and looks up and down, picks up a clear jar with blue energy flowing inside of it*
Right here lies the souls of all of the linebackers that I demolished and the defensive linemen that I put on their ass. The Wraiths' mascot collected them for me during the games and left them in my locker for safekeeping. He trusts me and I trust him.
*places the jar back in the locker and picks up two portable gaming systems*
Nice! Nothing wrong with the Playstation™ Portable. So far, I only have Tekken: Dark Resurrection, GTA: Liberty City Stories, and God of War: Ghost of Sparta. I also have my phone that doubles as an emulator for Game Boy Advanced games. Gotta have my Pokémon Emerald or I go a little crazy. Haha
*picks up a tablet and turns it on*
My Microsoft Surface Pro 4 Tablet, the official tablet of the NSFL. Gotta preparefor the enemy and it all starts with game film. This is a big reason why I am the GOAT TE. It's not always about what's done on the field, but how you prepare for what's going to be on the field. I also have Angry Birds on standby on here, but that's a secret, so don't tell anybody!
*picks up a Tupperware container and pops open the top to unleash one of the best scents of all mankind, taking a deep breath to take in the greatness*
You really think I mess around when I say that I have chicken wings on me at all time, huh?
*takes a Honey BBQ wing from the container, closes the lid and takes a bite, savoring the flavor*
It really is the simple things in life that gets me going. Fun fact about these wings, I trade some wings to the mascot for the souls. We have an agreement. He KNOWS I got the wings that make you wanna slap your momma!
*places the container back in the locker and cracks open a bottle of Green Apple Gatorade, taking a small sip*
Hydration is key, you don't be the best tight end in the NSFL without electrolytes and chicken. You need any of these two things, or if you wanna join the Jar of Lost Souls, come find me in Yellowknife. I'll set you up with the right contact.
*closes the locker and moves to the field*
400 Words on the Dot!
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