*Rookie QB Erik Gaare expected to move to RB for the Dallas Birddogs

[Pat]

I imagine the conversation between management and Gaare went something like this:

"Hey, we already have an entrenched QB, but we really could use a Running Back. Also, take a look at our RB production numbers over the last four-five seasons. Dallas is a RB factory. If you want to basically always be a first ballot RBotY contender, we can make that happen."

All joking aside, I hope that running back treats you well!