Bold Prediction: Bojo Kicksit will break his NSFL record of 57 a yard field. He has done it in both the regular season AND a playoff game. It's clear that he has the range when he gets the motivation. Sure, he'll doing a low 40 off the crossbar, but you know sometimes you can't rush perfection. It's all about the long ball in Bojo land, and there will undoubtedly be a 60 yard field goal within the next 3 seasons. I predict that it will come this season, as another game winner, against some scrubby team like the Outlaws. I need an oxygen mask just for my leg because of all the carrying it's doing for our team. With Noble throwing the ball like a hot potato and a Oline that makes cheese jealous, it's clear that our goal is for us to make it in their half of the field and let good ol' bojo boot it from downtown. Sometimes it's not about scoring touchdowns, it's about scoring points and selling seats. How do you sell seats? Winning? No. You sell them by watching some leg throbbing asshole boot it from halfcourt over and over again. In conclusion, my prediction is that I'll hit a 60 yarder by the end of the season. PUT ME IN, COACH
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