(S29) PT 1 - Training Camp

[SlurmsMckenzie]

Slurms was late, super late. So late in fact that he just missed like a whole entire season or something like that, I really don't know to be honest, he was just late, ok? But when Slurms finally returned from his far off Slurm marketing trip (the cause of his sabbatical) he came ready to party. Immediately he dove into an intense training regimen consisting of partying and party-associated activities such as pinata breaking and pinning the tail on the donkey. These were complimented by a few delicious and refreshing ice cold Slurm Loco's (found at stores near you), and folks...things got loco. The team was pretty upset, but there were a few veterans who greeted him with open arms. Grateful, Slurms knew he had to work hard to provide the team with MVP level playing this year, so he dug deep and pulled out all the stops. As far as his secret plays, well, they’re secret so stop asking! Also don’t ask the secret ingredient of Slurm because that’s also a secret, just let it go already! Overall, Slurms is glad to be back and is ready to help the Austin Copperheads strike their way to an Ultimus championship. Party on football league members, party on.