(S29) PT 1 - Training Camp

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The Baltimore Hawks training camp that took place over the off season could be described by two words: shit show. The wild antics of the S28 first rounders truly proved to create an interesting environment for their GMs and teammates. Starting with the antics of everyone’s favorite goose, Busch Goose continuously demanded bread crumbs from Luke Quick every morning at camp. While this was no different from the regular season, Quick forgot to bring those crumbs two days in a row, prompting the goose to refuse to play. Their arguing only worsened when Chunt The Badger stepped in. Chunt spent the days of camp training as hard as he could but at night, would party like there was no tomorrow. Smelling like fresh booze and mints, the Badger would attempt to mediate but only get upset because he too wanted the sweet taste of Quick’s bread crumbs. These three bafoons were constantly being one upped by their fearless leader, Maui Waialiki who showed up to camp one hour early and had some of the most impressive plays out of the team. No question, he was incredible. However, Maui was also a big part in getting the team to come together by the end of camp. He would host a lavish dinner at the end of camp where everyone could finally relax and enjoy themselves. The Hawks were even able to come up with a top secret play but that will only be revealed after it is used against the Silverbacks (something about Chunt wanting to destroy some players on that team, I honestly don’t know.)