(S29) PT 2 - Double Trouble?

[Crunk]

Tayshawn Crunk does not like kids, and he does not like birthday parties. The last birthday party he had was when he was 5 years old, and he was scared of the clown his parents hired. I say hired, it was one of his dads friends in a rented clown suit. He was not very clown-y at all. All the balloon animals he attempted to make just looked like dicks.

Anyway, this left him with a dilemma. Crunk loves the Outlaws fans, but he couldn't think of anything that he would rather do less than attend the sixth birthday party of a young fan from whom he received an invitation. He considered pretending he had never received the letter, but how would they know that? It just looks like a no-show. He thought about calling the number on the RSVP and saying he was busy, but Crunk is not a good liar.

The morning of the party came. Crunk got into his car... but he just couldn't do it. So he rang Outlaws linebacker L'Gazzy Burfict, and promised to take him to Buffalo Wild Wings if he would take his place and make up an excuse. Burfict agreed.

Though the children were disappointed initially, this soon disappeared when Burfict let them ride him round like a horse. Everyone was happy, and they both got wings afterwards. Wings, and - of course - diarrhea. That's Buffalo Wild Wings for you.