If I, William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive, were called upon by a young fan to spend the day with me, my response would that it would be my honor. We would start the day with a haircut, I would introduce them to my friends in the alley, and we would give them some advice and words of wisdom to give them the encouragement to pursue their own dreams. We would finish the day by taking a trip down to the lake and catching some big fish. We would finish the day back in the alley to have a barbecue. I make some homemade sauce that they just have to try! I could think of no better way of spending a day and enjoying it with someone who looks up to and admires me would be truly humbling. Truth be told, I’m not used to people liking me much, so all of this attention and adoration, I’m more used to people wanting to get away from me. While I’m still getting used to it, I welcome and love all my fans. Thank you all! Oh and Dale, if you’re reading this, I DO NOT owe you $1M! We were just joking, it wasn’t a real bet!
“My name is Dauterive comma Bill, I am also insane.”
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